Dear Abby
Dear Abby,
There is a very cute guy who lives in my neighborhood. I see him around here & there and he is a frequent customer at the ASS. Oh Abby, what am i to do!? I want to know his name and sit down and have a beer with him. I know i said it should be easy to pick up at the grocery store, but i was wrong, there are always lineups, or other people that know me trying to talk while i am trying to flirt. It's hopeless. Hopeless!! I saw this dude THREE TIMES today while i was out and about with my pal. I think the universe is trying to tell me something! I knew, i just knew he would come into the store tonight (pretty good odds, since he is practically a daily shopper)... anway when he FINALLY showed up and came through my lane (I had no customers!), we started to chit-chat and then another friend of mine got in line, joined the conversation and blammo! cutie pants was gone. Oh my achy breaky heart. Somebody, please tell me how to grow some balls!!!
(while remaining 100% lady, of course).
xoxo
posted by ces @ 11:54 PM
2 Comments:
Hmm...I suck at this because I clam up at the worst possible moments, but maybe you could just try something like, 'hey I see you around a lot, what's your name so I can stop referring to you as neighborhood hot guy?' C'mon...I dare ya.
sweet jesus on a popsicle stick don't listen to her.
One advantage to living in a small town (who knew there'd be one?) is you can usually find at least one person who knows who you're talking about. Then you can find out what he likes to do and arrange to 'bump into him'.
hhhmmmmm... is there anything in his groceries you can start a small but probing conversation about? Anything out of the ordinary you can lie and say you love too thus creating an insta-bond you can build on? "Yeah there's a really good article in this issue of BassMasters on Gutting for Glory"... then he says with stars in his eyes "You fish?"... and then you say "Of course I love it! Where do you go?" then when he tells you where his favourite fishin' hole is you say "Oh wow! me too! Funny I've never seen you there"... then he'll say he usually goes there every second full moon or something and BLAM!! let the stalking begin!
I really need to start charging for this.
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